Weekend Shenanigans

After a weekend of feeling utterly exhausted last week to the extent that I had to cancel both a Friday night Dinner Party and a Saturday Luncheon this weekend was going to be a fun one. Richard & Mark (The Leather Queens) had invited me to join them at Hard On, Saturday evening. Not really sure if I wanted to go, I decided to keep my options open. But in the end having heard that the lovely Simon Le Vans was going for his Virgin, Hard On Experience (Dressed in leather shorts he has said on Gaydar Radio), it was a sight I dare not miss. So dressed in my leather Harness and freshly polished Doctor Martin Boots I made my way to the Boys Saturday evening and headed off to join Antonio & Warren for a cocktail before the main event. We arrived at the new venue, Hidden in Vauxhall, just after 11:00. Fortunately we were early enough to miss the huge lines for the cloak room and were soon winding our way through the club ready to change into our gear and ready to parade at London’s biggest Fetish Club.

The venue itself, Hidden, was enormous. 3 Large Arches (as most of the clubs in Vauxhall are built in Railway Viaducts) and two of these had a Mezzanine level. It was an massive space of 5 rooms in Total.

We started in the Lazer Trance room before beginning our tour and finding our bearings. The music in the Trance room being a little too intense for our liking we moved into the main room to enjoy the upbeat tracks played by the very sexy Brett Nicholls.

In the crowd I somehow lost the boys and so made my way back to the starting point to see if I could find them. Entering the Trance Room, the Two Lazers blasting beams of green light in every direction to such an extent that you couldn’t see anything but shadows in front of you. Woooooooosh and a gush of smoke took away any vision that was left. Suddenly someone grabbed me and pulled forward. “Hello Love”. Unable to see for Laser’s and smoke the voice was instantly recognisable. Simon Le Vans, true to his word, dressed in Leather shorts and I believe a half size harness. Looking fabulously trim and gorge. No wonder he won the six weeks to summer. He looked fitter than I did. (Memo to me, get to the gym 4 times next week). Was nice to see Simon out of the DJ box and having a good time.

Having found the boys again we had a last boogie and venture around the club before getting back to Surrey Quays to Chill out.

Several hours sleep later & a champagne Brunch with boys. What a fabulous way to spend the weekend.

The boys, bending my arms behind my back, dragged me off to SBN for a few hours (I was kicking and screaming all the way) before I made my way to a final reunion with Richie, John & Simon and the faithfull few at the ever fabulous Royal Vauxhall Tavern. Edna was of course on form as always and it was the perfect wrap up to a truly fabulous weekend spent in the best of Company! Thanks to everyone who was there. Much love always, VC X


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