Thursday, May 25, 2006

Big Brother (UK) 7

Seven years after it first screened on our televisions Big Brother is back and bigger than ever. With 13 Contestants and 13 weeks it is probably one of the most talked about thing on British Television. I dont know how popular it is in other countries but in the UK its preety Huge.

Last thursday saw the Big Brother 7 Launch Party with the lovely host, Divina giving us a tour of the new Big Brother House and introducing us to the contestants one at time as they entered the House.

First in was Bonnie who was quickly joined by Pete. Pete suffers from Torrets Syndrome and contrary to what most people think is not swearing all of the time. Infact, in my opinion is one of the Nicest people in the House this year.

After that came Shahbaz who in his audition tape introduced himself as an Indian Poof who wanted to prove that all Muslims are not bad people.

The contestants then poured in, Lea who self confessed has at present, the biggest boobs in the country (Cosmetically enhanced of course), Glyn the life guard from North Wales who loved himself and his body more than you could Imagine. Sezer the Stockbrocker, 26 and a real ladies man. Richard the Gay Canadian Cowboy, Lisa, a hyperactive Chinese Girl with a Northern accent, Mikey Gods gift to Women and Nikki the spoilt little Daddies Girl and George the Preppy with apparently Royal connections.

With all our contestants in the house, like most Big Brother Addicts I switched over to E4 to watch Big Brother Live. I really am addicted. You know that you should switch off when you see that the House Mates have gone to bed and you are still awake, with it on in the background. No, I dont watch them sleeping, its purely background. Honest!

Shahbaz looked really hyperactive on the first night and was clearly touching up every cute mail contestant that entered the house. But his hyperactivity even started to get to you in the first evening.

By Day two he was annoying not only me but the housemates too.

By Day Four the papers were full of the fact that Shahbaz was going barmy. He really did seem two biscuits short of a Tin. The more he annoyed the Big Brother House mates the more he was isolating himself until he was doing nothing but wind everyone in both the Audience and the House wanting him to shut up.

It all came to head yesterday when he really seemed to loose the Plot and agreed with Big Brother that he should now leave the House. The papers & News bulletins today have said he has stated that the house made him go off the rails a bit.

Meanwhile, on Tuesday, Cute Pete was shown Whipping out his apparently 11" willy to the contestants in the Pool. Of course this happened the night I was training late at the gym but thankfully the traulers of the web have found clips of it and posted them for all to see.

Sezer has nailed a kiss and a cuddle and only one week I think I am more into Big Brother than I have ever been before. Usually by week one I can remember two or three of their names, not the whole house. (Oops so I forgot to Mention Dawn & Imogen earlier and I may have missed more but I know all their names this year.

Day 7 and this afternoon the news readers tell us that Dawn has been termintated from the house having broken rules by cheating and having recieved a Code from the Outside. Gripping stuff and I think I am hooked! Pete to Win!!!

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