You do the funniest things when you are pi**sed!

During a very fabulous chilled out evening at Chop's, we had had a glass of wine too many. So it came to pass that last week chops has spoted my most fabulous Brabantia Bin, when he popped in last week. I had been looking for one for ages but at £65 it was a luxury I could do without. Suddenly I spotted the Bin I had wanted in a closing down sale at the Bargiain price of £37.50. (Lucky Bitches) Well I just had to have it and so it seemed Marcus did too. He asked if there was a chance that I could pick up another at the same price could I? So as we were passing today and the sign said Last Final Days I went in and was astonished that they hadnt all gone. Snapped one up as fast as you can say Dot Cotton. The lady behind the counter didnt quite understand when I said it would look fabulous in the lounge. ``the lounge` she asked? Yes I said, a bin that fabuluous lives in the lounge, besides there is no room in the kitchen. Anyway, im missing the point here. I bought Marcus's Bin. For the Fabulous price of £37.50

Now where remember? So Chops logs on and says its so easy to pay you back, ill do it on lne. Logs in and makes the payment.

All Done.. Says Chops.
Oh says I, And thats when it began, the discussion between how HSBC (Homosexual Banking Corporation) , and First Direct operte.

Marcus had just paid me back the £37.50 he had owed me online, and I call the bank to demo how my Firt Direct Account work, Tranfering successfully £37.50 back to Marcus, just to show, how it works. So Marcos owed me £37.50 that he payed me and now due to alcohol Ive paid him back, so like I said, You do the funniest things when your pissed.